Kuiper Quest
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the roblog symbol turns green and then “explodes” and disappears

crest-annie-a:

but if you refresh it it comes back, so that’s pretty cool!

AUGH SORRY SORRY

wrong blog

*dies*

Alright, it’s a little cumbersome, and running will definitely be a challenge, but at least you won’t lose your LARGE BULKY PORTFOLIO while looking for your ARMS.
The hallway you are in goes NORTH to your left and SOUTH to your right. Everything here aligns with the directions of a compass; the builders thought it convenient. You must agree.
Even so, your memory of the exact location of everything gets fuzzy after a while, and you’ve forgotten which way to go to complete your very important mission. All you can remember is that it’s somewhere below you. And you still need to locate your ARMS.
Which way will you go?

Alright, it’s a little cumbersome, and running will definitely be a challenge, but at least you won’t lose your LARGE BULKY PORTFOLIO while looking for your ARMS.

The hallway you are in goes NORTH to your left and SOUTH to your right. Everything here aligns with the directions of a compass; the builders thought it convenient. You must agree.

Even so, your memory of the exact location of everything gets fuzzy after a while, and you’ve forgotten which way to go to complete your very important mission. All you can remember is that it’s somewhere below you. And you still need to locate your ARMS.

Which way will you go?

Eat said portfolio

Surely you jest.

Have you forgotten already how important this thing is?

And how would you even digest it anyway? The thing is bigger than your body itself!

==>

==> Carry portfolio in mouth while searching for your arms.
Anonymous

My word that is brilliant.

How did you ever think of that?

Surely you are being assisted by a highly developed part of your subconscious.

==>

Where did they go?!
Where are your ARMS?!
Okay okay don’t panic. You must have dropped them somewhere is all.
You must find them! ARMS aren’t easy to come by. You’re not sure if you can replace them. But you can’t leave your LARGE BULKY PORTFOLIO to find your ARMS either! There has to be a way…
What will you do?

Where did they go?!

Where are your ARMS?!

Okay okay don’t panic. You must have dropped them somewhere is all.

You must find them! ARMS aren’t easy to come by. You’re not sure if you can replace them. But you can’t leave your LARGE BULKY PORTFOLIO to find your ARMS either! There has to be a way…

What will you do?

==> Retrieve arms from portfolio.
Anonymous

What do you mean? They’re obviously right AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kuiper: Open portfolio. Author: Shrink the pictures a little, or widen the center column a smidge.
Anonymous

You refuse to open the LARGE BULKY PORTFOLIO! All the VERY IMPORTANT NUMBERS are on loose-leaf paper. If you just open it willy-nilly you may lose one!

The artist is a bit more accommodating and shrinks the images for the sake of format.

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Huh???

Well, you’d have to say your earliest memory was when you first came to the facility. You were very young.

… You don’t like to think about it very much.

???: Wake Up

Your name is KUIPER. You have awoken in a small dingy hallway that was once probably pristine. There is a LARGE BULKY PORTFOLIO next to you filled with VERY IMPORTANT NUMBERS. This must be with you at all times.

You can see nothing else of interest in the hallway.

You have been here a long, long time, and now you have a very important mission.

What will you do?